dalekpatronus: (Death Note - RAITOOOO)

Long Entry Is Long. :| )


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HERE, HAVE A MEME TOO.

You Make My Day Meme

Pick 10 people and give them the "you make my day" award in no particular order. If you're picked, you are charged with picking 10 of your own (unless you've already done it).

ALPHABETICAL! I'M LAZY. :|


[livejournal.com profile] canhasstabbings
[livejournal.com profile] corndogs
[livejournal.com profile] entelexia
[livejournal.com profile] faded_neko
[livejournal.com profile] jen_n_charlie
[livejournal.com profile] kittycow
[livejournal.com profile] natsupop
[livejournal.com profile] superkappa
[livejournal.com profile] syaruden
[livejournal.com profile] yasuyoshi

ILU GAISSSSSS *A*


dalekpatronus: (AKIO - I'm carsexual baby~)
Har.

CONVERSATION TIEM.

So we went to the drug store and all of a sudden my mom starts singing 'Karma Chameleon'. We get outside and I'm still singing.

Me: -SINGS- :D
Mom: Wait...what did you just say? D:
Me: Uh...red, gold and green? D:
Mom: Oh...
Me: :| ?
Mom: I thought you said RECTAL and green. :|
Me: ........... :|

THE END. Now I'm going to eat tacos and watch more Twilight Zone.
dalekpatronus: (HanaKimi - NOES. DX)
Watching movies all day and playing Pokemon. Fun times. |D  Now I bring you another brilliant conversation...

Keep in mind that I was playing a game and not really paying attention. OKAY. D:

Mom: You know...I don't really understand that...
Me: Understand what?
Mom: That guy.  The one that was walking around and pointing a camera up women's skirts.
Me: Um, to see their underwear. Duh. :|
Mom: Why doesn't he just go look in the store? You can see plenty there...
Me: Well, it doesn't look the same on a hanger does it? He wants to see it on them, I guess...
Mom: I'm still not sure I get it...
Me: Maybe you have to be some sort of pervert to really understand it... -shrug-
Mom: ........
Me: .........
Mom: You seem to get it pretty well...
Me: ......... :|
Mom: You walked right into that one. >:D

She really does crack me up sometimes. Hur. Now I'm going back to playing my game and consider making some guacamole. Amazing.
dalekpatronus: (Angelique - Victor~)
HUR. Easter.

We went over to my brother's house for it and it was pretty awesome. I had an amazing steak. STEAK, MEATS. MMMMMMMMMM.

EXCEPT FOR EVERYONE KEPT STEALING THINGS OFF MY PLATE.

I made an AWESOME baked potato all for me and my mom looked at it and just smiled. I stared and she just says, 'That looks really good!' 8D Then she just reached out and took it. |D RIGHT OFF MY PLATE.

AND MY BISCUITS. THEN THEY STOLE MY SODAS. MADNESS, I TELL YOU.

But really, it's been a pretty good day. c: Even last night ended up being pretty kick ass, despite the fact that I've been feeling like crap lately. \o/



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HAHAHAHA.  BEST MISHEARD STATEMENT EVER.

So my mom and I went to Walgreens. On the way out I noticed that I had a hole in my sweater.

Me: I have a hole...in my sweater.
Mom: .....most people do. :|
Me: ...eh?
Mom: Wait...what did you say?
Me: I have a hole in my sweater? D:
Mom: Oh.....whoops. I thought you said you had a hole in your butt. :|

OH MOM. |D ♥

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