dalekpatronus: (AKIO - I HAS A SCARF. :D)
I just woke up from the weirdest fucking dream I've had in a very long time.

It leads me to believe that maybe people were right and I did have a crush on that teacher. :| How strange that I would dream about him so many years after graduation.

Guh, I just feel weird. And if I think about it, it wasn't even that strange of a dream. If I go by dream standards, it was actually kind of normal.

I'm making a sandwich and going back to bed.


[EDIT]

This is the most amazing conversation I will have ALL day. I thought about cutting it, just in case people were offended by the words PENIS and BONER, but then I changed my mind. :|

INFINIBONERS, ANYONE? >:D

Char: Oh god the next one's gold
Char: Develop your peni5 with infinite inches with the best theraputics. Go directly to wowsize.com and penetrate the meritorious theraputics on the market
Char: INFINITE INCHES? D:
Char: THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT MIGHT HURT THE POOR GIRL D:
Akio: meritorious. XD
Akio: Maybe she's extreme masochist! D:
Char: I DON'T KNOW, COULD YOU EVEN GET SOMEONE ON THAT? D:
Char: be really awkward at work D:
Akio: "I WANT A COCK THAT IS INFINITE IN ME. GO TO WOWSIZE.COM, BABY!"
Char: "What's that long fleshy thing going out the window D:" "Oh, sorry D: my penis is infinitely long."
Akio: XDDD
Char: You might hit a star or something with that. I mean, it can't curve or anything so. D:
Char: EVENTUALLY.
Char: I just hope the thing wouldn't snap off D':
Akio: D:
Akio: Just one day...
Akio: They would get a boner and it would just fall right off. D: DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH!
Char: We have some interesting conversations, you know that? :|
Akio: XD
Akio: What are you talking about? This isn't normal? :|
Char: =| ah, it's normal enough.

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