dalekpatronus: (BONES ✪ bathtub)
Hahaha. I opened this window a long time ago and totally forgot what I was going to write about.

So...

Have some pokemon instead. Yes. My hands are too cold and lame, so I don't want to type more right now anyway.

dalekpatronus: (FIREFLY ✪ seriously?)
Thoughts on today:

Old lady cat fights are hilarious.

'Go diddle yourself' should be used in arguments more often.

That is all.

dalekpatronus: (STAR WARS ✪ ooooh mai gaaaaw)
This is my new favourite icon ever.

Until I find one I like better.

dalekpatronus: (VAMPS ✪ hoo boy)
So last week in an effort to stay a little warmer at night I switched the way that I set up my bed, moving my pillows down where I usually had my feet.

Since then I've been dreaming every night, some of them just a little wackier than others. Most of them I can't even remember, but last night was one of the more special ones. I dreamed that [livejournal.com profile] heartaddiction and I were hanging out with a friend, I don't even remember who the friend was but that's not really important. She went off to do something else, so I took the opportunity to get snuggly on the couch because I could and I wanted to be comfortable and then this couple just comes at us out of nowhere.

All of a sudden this blond woman has a broken broomstick to my chest and she's trying to stake me, yelling over and over THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH! XO Then it was less about me being gay and she was acting more like I was a vampire, so I wasn't quite sure why she was trying to stake me in the first place, but then it really did turn out that it was because I was so gay.

Anyway, after that she backed off and all of a sudden we were having to explain what happened to all these little black children what had happened. Even though I wasn't even really sure what was going on. And that's when I woke up because my manager was calling to 'remind' me about the meeting she had never told me we were having in the first place.

The day at work was mostly good, save for the creepy guys that made it a point to ask every single girl in the vicinity of the customer service desk what would be best to help with their sex lives. They were really something I could have done without. At least I managed to escape before they tried to get too personal with me, I thank god that my bladder decided it couldn't hold out any longer. Too bad they made Tanya feel like she had to huddle behind the desk to get away from them. It just made it more difficult because they were...polite in a creepy way? I don't even know how to explain it.

dalekpatronus: (VAMPS ✪ all right?)


I don't think I want to go to that party at all. :c

Idiocy abounds at work. This is nothing new and I really shouldn't be pissed or shocked over it.

Redonkulous series marathon is almost over. I pretty much hate that I love it so much, even if the season I'm on is damn depressing. :|

dalekpatronus: (VAMPS ✪ OLE!)


Yes, this was the highlight of my day at work. I swear sometimes I live for tasteless humour.

Someone also called today and their name showed up as "TU MAMA" on the caller ID. I laughed heartily, mostly because I know it wasn't meant in that way.

I was so exhausted today, I'm really hoping it won't turn out like that again tomorrow. It took forever for me to fall asleep, even though I wasn't feeling well and I was ridiculously tired.

dalekpatronus: (WHO ✪ dat so?)
Derp, derp, derp. I meant to be getting stuff together tonight, but instead I'm sitting here on my ass and looking at icons.

The day was long even though I wasn't scheduled for very much time, it was just that I worked my ass off. Haha, ass ass ass.

I swear, I'm so fucking giddy and excited about next week it's almost ridiculous. I've been having a really hard time getting my words out though, my brain moving too fast for my mouth. Today I was trying to say that zombies can't drive cars because they don't possess the motor skills, but it came out as zombies can't drive skills. And hahaha, I just realized how much funnier that was. Can't DRIVE because they have no MOTOR skills. Oh god, I kill myself sometimes.

Speaking of zombies, majority of my dreams lately have been made up of zombies and Doctor Who. Though, I have to say the strangest was the one where I woke up knowing full well that Doctor Who and How I Met Your Mother had somehow melded into one show. I think it was neat, but I can't be too sure.

And now back to something and something and nothing at all.

dalekpatronus: (FACILIER ✪ BOOM BABY)
Today I ate a popsicle that resembled a sex toy. It was delicious, but I think if I'd known what it looked like ahead of time I might have just gone with another one.

Yesterday I watched Princess and the Frog and find myself no longer disappointed in the quality of the animated villains. :|  Facilier, thank you for giving me faith again!

In other news work is work and mom logic is ridiculous. My mom's only remaining sibling may be dying, which as heartless as it sounds, really is of no importance to me or any one else in this house. Mom all but cut ties with her years ago, but somehow we're about to become a boarding house for nearly all of her ADULT children. I'm sure they're all perfectly capable of paying for a hotel for a night, but my mom wants to be 'supportive' of them. It wouldn't be so bad if it were just one or two people, but she keeps offering space to more. I think the count is four at the moment, I'm seriously going to say something if she tries to invite more people to stay. I also wish that she didn't feel like she had to run around like crazy and make everything look perfect. :| What if it had been even more short notice? I guarantee there wouldn't be time to clean in that case. BUT OH WELL, LIKE I SAID MOM LOGIC IS CRAZY.

I'm pretty concerned over how much my mouth is hurting, I couldn't really eat anything solid at all today which is why I opted for the popsicle at lunch. Opening my mouth too wide hurts, pressure hurts, my cheek looks a little swollen AND my throat hurts too boot. It doesn't help that I keep forgetting when I do actually have to give in and eat, then I end up chewing on the wrong side and almost tearing up because of the pain.

I'm going to stay positive though, try not to let any of this screw up my days off too much. Definitely not going to let myself get sick over any of it either, I've got too much to save up for~ Important, important things to me. >:3
dalekpatronus: (SAILORMOON ✪FFFFFFF)
Long day full of typing and packing up boxes.

Also the day of epic typos.

Culver Duck Price List =/= Culver Dick Prick Lust.

Guess I know where my mind was.


I think I fucked something up, but I guess I'll wait for some kind of actual confirmation before I stress too much about it.
dalekpatronus: (ALICE ✪ Nfufufu~)
I've been up for around fifteen minutes.

I've already heard the words 'fuck' and 'asshole'. I'm so amused.

This can only mean that the day will get better. /o/ 

At least I hope as much.

Mom has physical therapy at 1:30 and then we have an appointment to get an estimate on my car at 3:00.

I'm hoping to be able to stop by the world market and see if they're hiring by any chance. If anything it would be a completely new experience if I could get something there, but we'll see.  I just remember that they only have paper applications, nothing online.  I finally finished one last night, I would have finished two if firefox hadn't been freezing every time I clicked on something. Then by the time I actually got it to cooperate my application had timed out and of course I didn't make a restart code. Bawwwwwww.

I'm feeling a little off again, but perhaps that's the stress talking. As usual a lot of it hits all at once, but it can't really be helped.

For now, though, it's time to SHOWER. +_+

ETA

...my mom and I just had a brief conversation about the penis and how I thought it was ugly as sin. I...just don't even know. |DDD
dalekpatronus: (ALICE ✪ RAPEFACE)
So yeah. Gave in and used that rename token. It was burning a hole in my pocket or something. B|

From dalek-patronus to [livejournal.com profile] kamicomplex .

Yeah, I'm a nerd. Shut it. :|

DO NOT BE ALARMED WHEN I SHOW UP ON YOUR FLISTS OKAY? OKAY.


dalekpatronus: (Dr. Horrible ✪ BALLS)
/o/

It seems I'm having more and more trouble keeping myself from getting hurt.

WHILE MAKING DINNER I HIT MY WRIST AGAINST THE SHELF IN THE OVEN!

Seriously, the most inconvenient place to have a burn. :|
dalekpatronus: (ALICE ✪ Heeeeee~)
THERE WERE SOME ANTS IN THE SINK AND I SQUISHED THEM ALL WITH A COLANDER!

ANT BITS EVERYWHERE!

THEN AFTER THAT I FELL FLAT ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE MY LEG REFUSED TO MOVE. IT WAS GREAT AND NOW I HURT EVERYWHERE!!

But really. I feel AWESOME today. AWESOME, I TELL YOU.

HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY EASTER MUTHASUCKAS.


ETA

INJURY COUNT!

Knee gave out three times. As a result of that I ran into a door frame, couldn't get up off the floor and ran into the counter. My brother kicked me in the shoulder a few times, I have a bruise. My brother flicked me on the ear, right on my most recent piercing. My nephew accidentally kicked me in the knee that was giving me issues, probably causing two of those trip ups. My other nephew accidentally hit me on the bridge of my nose with the base of a coke can.

Today was awesome. No sarcasm there. I really had a fun time despite all the pain.

And I managed to drink more than my brother without having to get wasted. /o/ Two glasses of wine and four beers won out over his one glass of wine and three beers~. I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED.

Also, if you accidentally pour Chai Green Tea on the stove burner it smells like someone is smoking a bowl in your kitchen. /o/
dalekpatronus: (HETALIA ✪ HAAAAAA)
I was taking notes at work about a lot of things that I wanted to write about, but there isn't much that I can actually make out at the moment. I wrote a little more messy than I normally do, mostly so my managers wouldn't pick my papers up and try to read them.

What I can make out are my thoughts about boobs. :|

Amazing that.

Whenever I'm at work, it's inevitable that at least FIVE really hot women will come in wearing low-cut shirts. I noticed on Thursday that I GAWK when I see the cleavage. Not only that, I usually end up winking at them as well. When I realized what I was doing I just stood there at my register with my mouth hanging open, finding myself rather concerned that they might notice the way I don't look them in the eye.

Then I thought to myself that if they didn't want people to look they wouldn't be dressing like that. :| Not to mention the fact that they all seem rather receptive when I lay on the charm. I suppose it's not such a bad thing, I imagine it makes me that much more memorable and they always leave with smiles on their faces~.

From my notes I can only get a few more words, none of which make sense. The highlight being the single word diaperman.  I'm also wondering what I was thinking when I wrote down lollipops on the top of the page.

Also.

Sugar Pie. Tatertots.

ihu and ilu at the same time. I should have never gotten curious and clicked the links you were sending.  I should have never watched those episodes. Not the first time or the second time. >:< 

dalekpatronus: (Bleach - What?)
Really I meant to take a nap. B|

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Paranoid Disorder:High
Schizoid Disorder:High
Schizotypal Disorder:High
Antisocial Disorder:High
Borderline Disorder:Low
Histrionic Disorder:Moderate
Narcissistic Disorder:Very High
Avoidant Disorder:Low
Dependent Disorder:Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High

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But instead I took this quiz to learn NEW THINGS about myself. Sometimes I swear it's a disorder, my need to click quiz links. :| Yeah, now it's time for that nap. Attempt to relieve the pain in my head is GO. +_+
dalekpatronus: (Bleach - MOTHERFUCKIN' FUCK YEAH)
Exhausted again, though I would have so say pleasantly so.  The day didn't turn out half bad.

Mom had to take dad to the doctor when I first got over there, so I just watched part of a movie before I had to go pick up my nephew from my brother's house.  Ended up back at mom's to finish up my movie before Chris and I were dragged to Hastings to find movies to rent for Christmas day.  Things went well up until the end of the trip, when the guy that was checking us out spent the entire transaction talking to a stupid cunt at the end of the register.

LOLOL PARKING LOT CONFRONTATION!!!! )

Ended up back at my mom's after that and then there was a glorious trip to the grocery store.  I can't really remember much after that, other than the fact that we went to Sally's and I got more hair-dye.  FRESHLY DYED HAIR IS SO AMAZING AND MAKES ME HAPPY! /o/  There was talk of actually going to get haircuts tomorrow, so I'm really hoping that goes the way I want it to.  Then I'll have freshly dyed and cut hair.  I need to deposit my check in the morning before I go too, seeing as I owe my mom some for the help I got with gifts.  Plus there's a few more people I might want to get something for, it's just a matter of when I might see them.  I suppose a late gift is better than nothing at all though, in the end it's really more the thought that counts.  At least that's the way I feel about it.  But for now I'm going to finish up laundry and then wander off to bed.  We'll see if I can actually get through the whole night without waking up four or five times.  I had one day last week where I was able to pull it off, but lately it's been getting really bad again.

dalekpatronus: (ToA - Well of course...)
fkjfsdkljfiwejfklsdjkjg

Today is a sickish sort of day so I took the opportunity to actually catch up on all the things I was behind in. Really, I could just make a huge post fangirling about each and everything that I watched and read today but I think that would just take far too much effort. SO BULLETS AND INCOMPLETE THOUGHTS FTW.

Mifune strikes me as being totally pedoriffic, but somehow manages to STAY AWESOME
organized shelves are totally conducive to health, I couldn't agree with that more
dkfjdkljgg GUH JADE
JADE. JADE. JADE.
★ cowtits and catfights

The end.

I think I had more to say but I forgot already~. Now back to reading more Black Cat and possibly transferring some of my things into one of my bigger bags so I can take it to work on Monday. In other words,  taking my buttons off of one bag so that I can rearrange them nicely on another. \o/ HOW'S THAT FOR A GRAND WASTE OF TIME?!


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