dalekpatronus: (Bleach - MMM. BLOOD! 8D)
HERE, HAVE ANOTHER MEME. :| 

1. Put your music player on shuffle
2. The first lines of twenty songs = a poem; the first line of the twenty-first song is the title.

I Spend My Evenings Alone Talking To Your Picture

I've been watching you
I heard a word from on high
Cause it's a bittersweet symphony
In a forest pitch dark
Baby, you really got me now

Does she walk? Does she talk?
She'll come, she'll go.
Blood on beats...
Break it out, just break it out
You know it's true, we're both the same

Cut my tongue out
My baby makes me proud
I'm a wild and an untamed thing
I keep dreaming that I'm falling
Where did our love go?

If it's a bad day, you try to suffocate
Cherry cherry, boom boom
You done me wrong so many times and made me blue
Today I went and bought myself a bottle
My baby don't mess around because she loves me so



This makes me sound like a drunk in emo overdrive. :|


dalekpatronus: (AKIO - Devil Without the horns)
FUCK YES MY MOM GAVE ME A HUGE BAG OF APPLES. THIS PLEASES ME. >:D

In other news, I got a lot less sleep than I planned to. I think I'm going to have to take a nap at some point while I'm down here or possibly skip out early so that I can try for a little bit more sleep. Who knows, who knows~. I still have more cleaning in my room to do before I'll be completely satisfied, but that really isn't going to take too long I don't think. An hour at the most, though I suppose it depends on how motivated I am. D|

In other news, one of these things is not like the other. I love it when that happens, it's always something of great amusement. :3

I thought about doing that meme that's been going around, but in the end I decided against it. |D It was interesting and fun to look at the things that pertained to me, but really I think it would have been more than any of you would have wanted to know.  Oh well, you already know how awesome I am, what I do or what I've done doesn't really matter much. Or something. I think I'm too tired for thinking.  >:|

I think mom wanted to go to the jewelry store, but I'm not sure if we're going to make it or not. It would be fine with me if we waited until Monday or something, but I guess I won't complain too much if she does try to drag me out.  Even if I would much rather just crash on the couch for a few hours...
dalekpatronus: (AKIO - Dear Diary~)
DANGER ZONE

Seriously you guys, every time I see one of you use this phrase I laugh so hard. :3

So I thought it was about time that it got a post all to itself! WITH SPARKLES, EVEN.

I'll see you all when I actually get home. :|
dalekpatronus: (Neuro - I see you. 8D)


egal;kwjglkwejg

BATMAN PIZZA TRACKER. :|


THAT IS ALL.
dalekpatronus: (Reborn - You has a taste~?)
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dalekpatronus: (Bleach - HAY GAIS I'M A CAT.)
AHAHAHAHA.

Not even here two hours and the lulz have already started. |D

There's something amazing about seeing people get all riled up over something so stupid~. I don't think I've ever heard 'prick' and 'asshole' used so many times in the span of 5 minutes.

POSSIBLY MOAR TO COME LATER. :D
dalekpatronus: (AKIO - I'm carsexual baby~)
Har.

CONVERSATION TIEM.

So we went to the drug store and all of a sudden my mom starts singing 'Karma Chameleon'. We get outside and I'm still singing.

Me: -SINGS- :D
Mom: Wait...what did you just say? D:
Me: Uh...red, gold and green? D:
Mom: Oh...
Me: :| ?
Mom: I thought you said RECTAL and green. :|
Me: ........... :|

THE END. Now I'm going to eat tacos and watch more Twilight Zone.
dalekpatronus: (HanaKimi - NOES. DX)
My dad just called me a fairy. :|
dalekpatronus: (Bleach - FUCK YEAH! 8D)
sad;lkaewwo;eijsdag!

Torrential downpour and hail! :DDDDD

This is seriously my kind of weather. In less than a minute the water was all the way up to the curb. :3

HAVE SOME PICTURES.



BACKYARD!



FRONTYARD! :D

Clearly I am too easily amused.


Also....

24 CANS OF POMEGRANATE ROCK STAR FOR TEN BUCKS. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

I have 48 of them now. I WIN. \o/


HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. I like how I went to hit 'POST' and the power when out. YAY!!!
dalekpatronus: (AKIO - Dear Diary~)
HEY GUYS. TODAY I WENT TO THE BANK WITH MY MOM.

THE LADY BEHIND THE DESK WAS NICE AND LET ME USE HER PEN. HAVE A PICTURE.


❤❤❤ )

I have a ton of other things I want to write, none of them very good so I'll just wait and see how I feel later. \o/
dalekpatronus: (Little Mermaid - Woo! Boobies!)
SO.

WHETHER IT WAS A GOOD IDEA OR NOT, I JUST HAD A MILKSHAKE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS. :3

IT WAS STRAWBERRY.

YUMMY.


PRACTICALLY ORGASMIC. \o/
dalekpatronus: (AKIO - I HAS A SCARF. :D)
I just woke up from the weirdest fucking dream I've had in a very long time.

It leads me to believe that maybe people were right and I did have a crush on that teacher. :| How strange that I would dream about him so many years after graduation.

Guh, I just feel weird. And if I think about it, it wasn't even that strange of a dream. If I go by dream standards, it was actually kind of normal.

I'm making a sandwich and going back to bed.


[EDIT]

This is the most amazing conversation I will have ALL day. I thought about cutting it, just in case people were offended by the words PENIS and BONER, but then I changed my mind. :|

INFINIBONERS, ANYONE? >:D

Char: Oh god the next one's gold
Char: Develop your peni5 with infinite inches with the best theraputics. Go directly to wowsize.com and penetrate the meritorious theraputics on the market
Char: INFINITE INCHES? D:
Char: THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT MIGHT HURT THE POOR GIRL D:
Akio: meritorious. XD
Akio: Maybe she's extreme masochist! D:
Char: I DON'T KNOW, COULD YOU EVEN GET SOMEONE ON THAT? D:
Char: be really awkward at work D:
Akio: "I WANT A COCK THAT IS INFINITE IN ME. GO TO WOWSIZE.COM, BABY!"
Char: "What's that long fleshy thing going out the window D:" "Oh, sorry D: my penis is infinitely long."
Akio: XDDD
Char: You might hit a star or something with that. I mean, it can't curve or anything so. D:
Char: EVENTUALLY.
Char: I just hope the thing wouldn't snap off D':
Akio: D:
Akio: Just one day...
Akio: They would get a boner and it would just fall right off. D: DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH!
Char: We have some interesting conversations, you know that? :|
Akio: XD
Akio: What are you talking about? This isn't normal? :|
Char: =| ah, it's normal enough.
dalekpatronus: (AKIO - Blood Red~)
HAY GUYS. I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE MY MOOD RIGHT NOW. SO INSTEAD I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.


FILL IN THE BLANK FOR ME!!!!!



EXCUSE ME, YOUR ____________ IS SHOWING!


MY ANSWER IS 'EPIC FAIL'.

If only because my first thought was epidermis. HUR.

NOW GO, ENTERTAIN ME! >:D

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