A Loaded God Complex, Cock It And Pull It!

[dalekpatronus]

Oh baby~.  I'm on your intarwebs, spamming up your FLs.

As threatened promised earlier, it is time for SONIA'S DAY IN PICTURES.

I assure you, it will be amazing. ♥

The day started nicely with me getting a whole hour of sleep before heading to my mom's house.  Here's a shot of me driving along...totally casual and all.  Well, I was really at a stoplight but pretend I was zooming along, okay? >O


And so I got to mom's, for some reason I felt compelled to take a picture of my car.  I liked the way the light was hitting it or something.  But it's my car and it's pretty, so I'm sure you love the picture, right?  RIGHT.  After said car picture, I got to thinking.  PERHAPS TODAY WAS A PICTURE DAY.


This is my super awesome thinking face.  And thus it was truly decided that you would all get picture spam.   Since both my mom and I were starving we went out to lunch and had mexican food.  I ate Huevos Rancheros and it was so fucking yummy.


So I took pictures to commemorate my lovely lunch. This was the wall hanging right by the table and then my mom threatened me with a fork if I didn't quit playing with my phone.  Only not really.  I can't remember why she was threatening me, but I remember laughing as I snapped the picture.  After lunch it was time to head to the hardware store, where I found myself highly amused.


Yes, I've seen it before but due to lack of sleep it really cracked me up.  Delusional outing FTW.  My mom got whatever it was that she needed and we went to check out, where I practically had a joygasm at the random things at the register.


A FUCKING BBQ LIGHTER THAT IS SHAPED LIKE RIFLE AND A LIGHTER SHAPED LIKE A WRENCH.  SERIOUS WIN.  So I got them since I collect lighters and I like fire.  Then we went back to my mom's house.


When we got there I went through a bunch of my old clothes and found a bunch of crap that I wanted to bring home with me.  I was a little sad because I found a bunch of old bras that I really used to love, but they were two cup sizes too small for me.  I think I spent twenty minutes musing over how I ever fit into a cup that small.  While going through the clothes 'Blazing Saddles' was on TV and I enjoyed it immensely.  THEN A BUNCH OF TIME PASSED AND IT WAS DINNER TIME AND WE WENT TO SOUPER SALAD.


This was a crazy old man wandering the street is my dad.  He was grumpy about something, but that's nothing new. :<  I think he was upset because he couldn't get the car door open to get out and I had to open it for him. +_+ 


This was my dinner.  It was good.  In fact, I think it can be said that it was:


After this was taken we had a nice conversation about pickles and bad puns.  BE ONE WITH THE PICKLE~. Oh dinner shenanigans~.  There was this girl that was talking in the booth directly behind me and I thought she was never going to shut up.  Kept going on and on about all the different pictures she had ordered or some such nonsense.


See that fuzzy hair back there?  That was the thing that wouldn't shut up.  AN HOUR OF LISTENING TO HER FLAP HER LIPS.  I am obviously pleased in this shot.  IS DAT SUM SARCASM?   Then my dad said something about me that was supposed to be insulting.


But since I'm made of awesome and I know how amazing I am I laughed and pretended to be shocked.  That fuzzy hair was still talking, but I was grateful for the distraction. +_+  Then it was time to leave.


And when I turned on the TV I saw this commercial and remembered how much I HATE it.   I'm sorry, a woman lighting a pumpkin pie scented candle and then pretending to bake a pie is not going to make me buy your product GLADE. Besides, as soon as they take a bite her family is going to realize that the fucking pie is COLD and was NEVER IN THE OVEN.

Then I came home and wrote all of this up for you~.  YOU LOVE IT AND YOU KNOW IT. ♥

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