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Har.

CONVERSATION TIEM.

So we went to the drug store and all of a sudden my mom starts singing 'Karma Chameleon'. We get outside and I'm still singing.

Me: -SINGS- :D
Mom: Wait...what did you just say? D:
Me: Uh...red, gold and green? D:
Mom: Oh...
Me: :| ?
Mom: I thought you said RECTAL and green. :|
Me: ........... :|

THE END. Now I'm going to eat tacos and watch more Twilight Zone.

HUR. Easter.

We went over to my brother's house for it and it was pretty awesome. I had an amazing steak. STEAK, MEATS. MMMMMMMMMM.

EXCEPT FOR EVERYONE KEPT STEALING THINGS OFF MY PLATE.

I made an AWESOME baked potato all for me and my mom looked at it and just smiled. I stared and she just says, 'That looks really good!' 8D Then she just reached out and took it. |D RIGHT OFF MY PLATE.

AND MY BISCUITS. THEN THEY STOLE MY SODAS. MADNESS, I TELL YOU.

But really, it's been a pretty good day. c: Even last night ended up being pretty kick ass, despite the fact that I've been feeling like crap lately. \o/



[EDIT]

HAHAHAHA.  BEST MISHEARD STATEMENT EVER.

So my mom and I went to Walgreens. On the way out I noticed that I had a hole in my sweater.

Me: I have a hole...in my sweater.
Mom: .....most people do. :|
Me: ...eh?
Mom: Wait...what did you say?
Me: I have a hole in my sweater? D:
Mom: Oh.....whoops. I thought you said you had a hole in your butt. :|

OH MOM. |D ♥