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Wow. Disaster already. :|

Jim forgot the key to the office. So I had to crawl through THIS window to get back there so that he could get the combination for the big safe. :| WAY TO GO, MAN. WAY TO GO.

I also feel very compelled to write a blues song now. The title would have to be "Fat Ass Woman And Her Yappy Dog". Including such lyrics as:

Fat ass woman and her yappy dog, comin' in before we turn the sign.
Fat ass woman and her yappy dog, lookin' at rings and wastin' mah time~~.

:| I'm sure you'll see more before the day is through.

Also there's something really special about making jokes about necrophiliac cockroaches. |DDD

AHAHA. >:D TOMORROW IS RED LOBSTER NIGHT! I CAN GET SPICY CHICKEN PASTA!!! FUCK YEAH!!

And apparently I'm needed on Monday again too. Buuuuu. This is not my favourite thing ever, I really need to find another job so that I don't have to fill in all the time. I don't mind if there's a legitimate reason, but people leaving early for baseball games? Not such a good reason to me. Bah, I guess I shouldn't complain. It's money and that's a wonderful, wonderful thing. :| I think my mom made an appointment for me to go to the chiropractor sometime this week, but I can't remember when. Let's hope it wasn't on Monday. |DDD

It's thundering like no one's business and every time it goes the lights flicker. |DD HUR. I almost want everything to go out so that maybe we won't have to do anything. LAZY SONIA IS LAZY.

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;alwekgjwkel;gj. I typed that and hit save and then my computer died and the light went out. |DD Just mine though. How special~.

Voice posts are fun, right? You get to hear funny accents if your friends are from far, far away. All we really want is to hear your voice, we don't care what you're saying. So here's a list of typical meme questions that would otherwise be boring, but when communicated aloud - well, it's entertaining. Answer these questions in your post, and encourage others with voice-posting abilities to do the same.

1) What's your name?
2) How old are you?
3) Where are you from? Are you living there right now?
4) Is it cold where you are?
5) What's the time?
6) What are you wearing?
7) What was the last thing you listened to?
8) What was the last thing you ate?
9) What was the last thing you watched on tv?
10) What's your favorite tv show? Why?
11) Quick! Find a book, or something with text on it! Flip to a random page and read some of it! GO!
12) What was the last movie you saw? How was it?
13) Do YOU think you have an accent? Talk about that.