THERE WERE SOME ANTS IN THE SINK AND I SQUISHED THEM ALL WITH A COLANDER!
ANT BITS EVERYWHERE!
THEN AFTER THAT I FELL FLAT ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE MY LEG REFUSED TO MOVE. IT WAS GREAT AND NOW I HURT EVERYWHERE!!
But really. I feel AWESOME today.
AWESOME, I TELL YOU.
HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY EASTER MUTHASUCKAS.ETAINJURY COUNT!
Knee gave out three times. As a result of that I ran into a door frame, couldn't get up off the floor and ran into the counter. My brother kicked me in the shoulder a few times, I have a bruise. My brother flicked me on the ear, right on my most recent piercing. My nephew accidentally kicked me in the knee that was giving me issues, probably causing two of those trip ups. My other nephew accidentally hit me on the bridge of my nose with the base of a coke can.
Today was awesome. No sarcasm there. I really had a fun time despite all the pain.
And I managed to drink more than my brother without having to get wasted. /o/ Two glasses of wine and four beers won out over his one glass of wine and three beers~. I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED.
Also, if you accidentally pour Chai Green Tea on the stove burner it smells like someone is smoking a bowl in your kitchen. /o/